The Best Jokes About the Dutch found on the Internet
1.
Why do the Dutch like open windows so much?
Because fresh air is free.
2.
How do you recognize a Dutch tourist?
They spend €2 to save €0.50.
3.
Why do Dutch people always carry a calculator?
To split the bill exactly.
4.
Dutch definition of luxury:
Free refills.
5.
Why don’t Dutch people fear inflation?
They’ve been inflating bicycle tires their whole lives.
6.
A Dutch man finds a €5 bill on the street.
He keeps it.
And tells everyone for the next 20 years.
7.
Why are Dutch houses so narrow?
So guests won’t stay too long.
8.
How many Dutch people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
But first they’ll discuss whether the old one really needs changing.
9.
Why do Dutch people love cycling so much?
Because it’s faster than walking and cheaper than everything else.
10.
Dutch people don’t say “You’re welcome.”
They say:
